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Daily Archives: May 25th, 2008

Supposedly True Story from Houston Medical Center :

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his “hoohoo“.  According to the Nurse attending, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him, she
used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his “hoohoo” while he as asleep.

What’s worse?
1) Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your “Hoohoo
3) Or finding out your “hoohoo” fits through your wedding ring.

My riding mower blew an engine today.

I’ll now be spending my summer push mowing 3 acres.

Silver lining:  this should help with the weight loss.