In honor of teacher appreciation day I sent the following email to my entire school:
Dear friends,
Over the past few weeks I have somehow managed to acquire a large number of staplers, tape dispensers and hole punches. If you have one missing and can describe it, let me know and if I have yours I’ll send it home.
Almost all of them have been claimed. I also let my kids know that the game was over…
Chalk dust makes me sneeze 
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I can almost hear the students’ collective groan of disapproval…
That has to be one of the best pranks ever! Congrats. Any leftovers need to be put up on eBay.
i loved this prank! never thought of anything like this before.
Are you evil enough to remove all the usable staples first?
DAMN!!!!!! that would’ve been perfect. i shoulda thought of that one…