Time to send the foster children home

In honor of teacher appreciation day I sent the following email to my entire school:

Dear friends,
Over the past few weeks I have somehow managed to acquire a large number of staplers, tape dispensers and hole punches.  If you have one missing and can describe it, let me know and if I have yours I’ll send it home.

Almost all of them have been claimed.  I also let my kids know that the game was over…